Wednesday, December 8, 2010
From my Evil Twin: Frosty the Raunchy Snowman
Frosty the Snowman
Was a randy sort of fellow
And he liked to play with the girls all day
When he went to the bordello.
He led them down the golden path to wrack and ruin each day
And he always used his carrot when they turned the other way!
Down to the Village
With his Broomstick in his hand
Chasing girls and boys
Waving his sex toys
Saying "Try this one, it's grand!"
'Cuz Frosty the Snowman
Was a right old letch you see
He may be cold but parts of him
Are hot eternally!
Look at Frosty go!
Over the hills and snow!