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Recovered! A Toy Horse

The week after my mother's death, while I was stumbling through Wonderland in a drunken stupor, my sister began entering the house when I was away and stealing from the collection. Warning to antique dealers or wholesalers: do not do business with Claudia Takacs, my sister. She does not represent the estate. This past weekend, some of the missing items were recovered. Now it is in the hands of the State Police and the D.A. But justice is slow, and sometimes it never appears at all.